For those of you that missed it last night, i’ll briefly run through what happened. Since having his benefits stopped, Chris has gone into a mega paranoid state of mind. Kicking anybody who mentions benefits, because he say’s “i’m being recorded all the time” which is probably true lol, but hey, if you are doing nothing wrong, then you have nothing to hide right?
So with him banning and kicking nearly everyone who enters his cast, somebody by the name of MrAnalSock (lol) was re-broadcasting him on Youtube. A clever way of being able to watch Chris’ cast, without the dangers of being banned for nothing.
So, i thought, why not embed the Youtube stream on here 🙂 I mean, Chris is a fairly cool, considerate type of bloke, so he wont mind his fans being able to catch a glimpse of his show will he?
It starts off where Chris is ranting at his Mum because he’s just had a poo and he’s got no clean towels to wipe his bum. He wants to go to the pub, but knows he stinks of faeces so want’s Anna to call over.
I love how Anna just stays so calm lol. But Chris, i’m offended by what you said, i thought we were good friends?
Comedy gold. He literally is someone who can’t wipe his own arse.
I watched him for a while before this, when he was haplessly flirting with Amelia, or Amala as he prefers to call her, first telling her he really liked her and that she sounded really nice, despite not really saying much, then telling her she sounded like she had big boobs, which he said he liked. Following some very childish sexual innuendo tt was subtle as a sledgehammer, and upon hearing she had small boobs, he said that was even better cos he liked small boobs more, then said he loved her, modded her, and told her she was gorgeous.
Then asked for £5 from her.
Feeling as bad as we all know he does about asking for money, he followed that up with “Only joking”. Clearly not feeling too bad, “You’ve got to give me £5 every time I say your gorgeous.” followed, counting out gorgeous, ten times, once on each of his fingers.
He then attempted to add up the total on the same fingers.
Having reached £50 on 8 fingers, he genuinely looked confused over whether he had added it up wrong or grown a couple of extra digits.
Following a few suicide threats and threats to stop casting he eventually decided to boot all the guests who made up 95% of his viewers.
Dare I say he’d received enough donations from viewers by then? Or was it the fact that thinking they were being positive, the guests were encouraging him to go out for the night to socialise, rather than beg him to stay in and broadcast?
It’s beginning to feel like rubbernecking at a trainwreck.
You know you shouldn’t but you just can’t help looking.
I suppose we should all thank him as, whatever their circumstances, however bad things may be, whatever life throws at them, whatever mistakes, ineptitudes and plain old fuckups they commit, everyone can sleep soundly at night knowing they’re not Shitty Chris.
I wonder if the that phone still works.
So now he’s decided to blame the UK Muppets for his money situation it was J Stevio and Mark Gronan who were being blamed and oh Wills mac fault as he pays Tax.
Maybe if he could of been bothered to go to his job centre appointment he might have got some pennies of them, but awwww it was to cold.
LOL, some fucking comedy gold right there, although somewhat ruined by that cunt jstevio’s yapping.
Apparently Shitty has vowed never to cast on iVlog again. Now, I’m no expert on these things, but having burnt his bridges with so many sites is there anywhere left for him to go to beg I mean get donations? I sincerely hope so, that liver won’t wreck itself and if the UK Government are resistant to paying for the procedure, private investors are going to be required. After all, there are only so many part time jobs Angel can take. I’m not discounting Chris going solo and becoming a full blown male sex worker. If the internet has taught us anything it is there is a market for almost anything so why not a late an overweight late 20’s, northern monkey rentboy with few social skills, poor personal hygene and an overblown sense of entitlement? Shitty’s options may not be as bad as he thinks, although he may have to get used to sobbing ‘I’m ruined, RUINED!!’ for a whole different number of reasons. On the plus side, with his potentially new found source of increased levels of protein intake his food bills will be a lot lower and the physical exertion required will help him lose weight. So cheer up Shitty, life’s not all bad.
Has Shitty being banned from Ivlog.. Say’s “user is not active”..
Not 100% sure yet 🙂
pearl why call him shitty you have been in his room licking his arse everyday two faced or what. You banned anyone who shitmouthed him hang your head in shame
Poor Shitty got BANNED from ivlog and He said his internet gets turned off today. He was in Amyy100 room on Chaterbate yesterday crying about how everybody is out to get him.. Karma’s a bitch isn’t it Shitty.
Did he get banned, or did he close his account? I was in the Youtube channel that was recasting him last night, and the last thing he said was ‘try and recast me now then’ so i thought he had closed it down in a huff?
Maybe he got banned for constantly flagging other peoples casts lol.
And Amy, on Chaturbate?
He deactivated his account on ivlog he must be looking for somewhere else to cast he cant live without being on cam.
I hear amy was on chaturbate but i cant imagine that tbh but who knows. Not a sight i want to see its bad enough looking at her with her clothes on
She was on there but never done anything, she was just showing some dildo.